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David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is,
"What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman
"I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It’s called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn’t."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."
Anonymous
First guy (proudly): "My wife’s an angel!"
Second guy: "You’re lucky, mine’s still alive."
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Bwahaha gw kena banget tuh sama yg hemant joshi (despite I’, single…), eh mustinya ada lagi, yang di film hot shots part deux, pas si kolonelnya di siksa ala rambo sama teroris, terus ditanya
Erick 04.11.07 @ 9:28 pm“How can you survive all this torture?”
“I’ve been married…”
Terus dua penyiksanya mengangguk tanda mengerti, dan si kolonel nerusin
“…twice”
lalu muka algojo itu ngasiliat raut yang penuh iba.
Sebagai cewek aku gak setuju semuanya itu kecuali….
Apa yang dikatakan Rodney!
Anyway, nice one !
CYNTHIA 07.04.07 @ 8:33 pm